I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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