If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
So much Jack, so little girl.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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