so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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