In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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