I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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