Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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