dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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