whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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