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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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