I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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