Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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