i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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