So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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