wat bout pragnant strippers??
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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