So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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