Your mouth is God's brothel.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize