what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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