Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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