I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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