Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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