Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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