i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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