All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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