what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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