so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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