i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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