So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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