she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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