I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
