thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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