no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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