what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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