We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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