Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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