Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Houston, we have a squirter
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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