Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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