? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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