at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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