watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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