did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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