what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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