Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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