This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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