what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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