guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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