glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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