I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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