you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just want nice things and good sex
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Two words: nipple clamps
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