Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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