She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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