Having a random hookup so left but love u
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Come on in and take your pants off
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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