I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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