Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
