Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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