Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??